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The mosaic of Piazza Armerina (fourth century AD.) Evidence that the Etruscan-Roman civilization has invented everything, even the bikini used by women sports in the gym (the others did not wear anything under clothes). Also note the typical small weights of women equal to those of today.

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DEGREE
Educational level required to meet piqued, quoting in Latin, to those who gave you right to the ignorant.

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BIKINI
Pieces of cloth that have the task of drawing attention to the man on some areas of the female body that, if naked, would go unnoticed.

POLICY
Singles human activity, in which a perfect ignoramus writes laws that prescribe what should or should not do those who know more about him. .

CRISIS

L a crisis was so black, but black so that the monkeys at the zoo gave peanuts to visitors. .

EVERYTHING 'ON A
Gomorrah better not talk about sodomites. As for Sodom, the gomorresi there enjoyed some good press.

GOD PANNELLA
God has not only made a few mistakes, but even Mark, at times, Absite iniuria is wrong.

NOISE
The idiot makes unnecessary noise. To not feel stupid. The silence reminded him.
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TESTS
you support them as a sop to those who will not count anything .

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Heroism
France: Bastille Day
Italy: Taking the pad

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PHONE
female internal organs located in a cavity difficult to reach. To serve remove neurosurgeon, psychologist and social worker.

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MEDICAL
patient who refuses or forgets to take himself all those medicines that, when he is fit, order the other patients.

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JAZZ SNOB
beat time on the upbeat, beautifully shod feet with Varese.

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DEMOGRAPHY
has to say about the life of everyone, except on their own.

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DEMOCRACY AND POLITICAL

was so mediocre in everything that he decided to devote himself to politics: there at least could operate without making anyone laugh, not even his wife. But when he realized that had to like, that is to be elected by his peers, he began to wrap as many poor could: in exchange for those he would be elected. The idiot did not know, but he had invented democracy.

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. OPERA
The song before the song.

GRANDMOTHERS
Grandmothers are the only ones to watch boring porn movie to the end. Curious to know if in the end all be married.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
orba She was beautiful but he's ugly but it was obvious. Her gaze was to stop the drafts of the pants, but strayed by mistake into the draft of the portfolio. "A love at first sight," said the mother to her friends.
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GIRLS AND POLICY
enigmatographers We knew everything tissues is an anagram of poisons. And then, what is the difference between a girl-escort-escort and a politician? That it is ugly. But both went from house to house, they do what they must do, and at the end of celebration are the singer and cash.
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easy virtue
easily gave the only Carnival, the receipt, the fine tailoring of Premiata accountant Theatre.
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CHILD
Adult size small, very dangerous for the environment, without producing anything that consumes just like an adult size large, if not more. More nonsense says more is spoiled, so it sees fit to continue to say even great.
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SHAME
And to think that my mother, blessed her, I believe a pianist in a brothel. Poor Woman does not know that landing a decent living doing politics.
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REFORMS
End of privileges, no to caste, European civilization, democracy, liberalism? Sure, sure, sure, but meanwhile we educate the Italians at crosswalks. found the mechanism, the rest will be a play by children.
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crosswalks
provocative books "optical art" on which to run high-speed Italian drivers inebriating stroboscopic effect of the sublime. It seems to be therapeutic.
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PAINTBRUSH
Neera, Nympho artist, confessed that he had chosen the art for one reason only: he would throughout his life surrounded by hand-held hair shaft. .

ABOUT IT 'S MORE Maleducati
mercedes Advocate in which he throws the box of cigarettes out the window, or the smart lady who throws to the ground tissue, or the immigrant makes his needs at the park?
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GRAND HOTEL
Palazzo Grazioli: people going, people coming. An open house. Luckily the security did not work, otherwise it would be a house closed. We had a narrow escape.
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FAMILIES
Family Christian protest: Catholic politicians get votes "in defense of the Family" but then have two or three families. And he complains? Subscriptions will be multiplied by three.
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POP-pedophile
"The best dad," said the little girl at the funeral of singer Michael Jackson. The same could be said one of the many children with whom the king of pop he used to sleep: the "father" had to be repaired as many as 22 million dollars.

AN I MALI IN ITALY
Animals Italian first in Europe. Not only the cities are full of donkeys, owls, foxes, wolves, snakes, moles, parrots, rabbits, geese, pigs, cows, worms, leeches, and various parasites, as we already knew, but now it was discovered that 124 are well bears in the mountains.

OBLIVION
Forget, forget. So, unfortunately, some will remember.

ARCHITECT
A c he forces others to live in houses that he would look well from the house. .

GOD
Why do not you ever met? Simple: as soon as we can see, change the path. We avoid like the plague. E 'envious that we can prove to exist, and he was not.

COMEDY
Individual sad and banal, almost always from the face of 4 employee archivist added. level test. The living proof that his jokes do not work.

real woman 's hard to recognize, it takes at least six clues:
1. Takes at least 20 minutes to eat an ice cream.
2. He confronts his questioner looking into his eyes and ignoring all others.
3. As soon as you see a chair sitting.
4. It 's always bored, unless you are talking about shopping-fashion-people-relatives-gossip-diet-diary-day film and television actors.
5. The free time was spent on mobile.
6. And 'home, but if the evening leaves the house you can bet that there are the football league.
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RAPES
The head of the horrible rape, police said, is not an immigrant, but an Italian. Fortunately! The Italian breathed a sigh of relief.
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WEB-JEALOUSY
killed a woman in the United Kingdom. It was called "single" on Facebook, but she read her husband. In Sicily would not have happened: ADSL does not arrive. .
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NOTARY
monsters, are said to be born with malformation chair and desk built. Behind which, it seems, does not lead either pants or shoes. So, those who of it?

TRUE MAN
It 's easy to recognize, only 4 clues:
1. Employs no more than 3 minutes to eat an ice cream.
2. You put on the side of his party crossing his eyes only briefly, but instead look long and hard all the others around.
3. It 's always bored, unless you're talking about sports-car-sex-electronic gadgets.
4, is always out, but if the evening is home you can bet that there are the football league.
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NUDE WOMEN Eh, there are no more than once porn magazines, girls with hairy and pimples. Now, all shaved and smoothed using Photoshop. At this rate, we'll have to watch the real ones.
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PARLIAMENT
A true politician speaks, thinks not. If you think, Parliament would be called Pensieve. Indeed, it is so conservative in thought, who first informed on how best to pretend to think. And talks and talks, Thin Strap. In order not to give, God forbid, the slightest suspicion of thinking. Then, on command, press a button. And this they call "the highest social activity" of a Democracy.

gym teacher
sedentary, lazy and sadistic as few, and which made the unlucky students exercises that he has never done, nor has any intention of doing.

SOCIAL FORUM
For some 'time Where's My Car ask a lot of my friend on Facebook. What do you say, I accept? I do not want them to be "sent by my political opponents" to frame me. These days it is better to give an impression of monastic life: I will call my house "Villa Certosina.
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PHILOSOPHY TENNIS
"Out-out of Kierkegaard ..." wrote a journalist who has studied English but not Latin. But he's right: a tennis umpire who says "out" is certainly less damage of a philosopher who puts his opponents in front of an ultimatum.

DIPLOMATIC
U man without ideals and principles, ready to find mediations and agreements on everything, even with the Devil. Same smile bloodthirsty dictators, and philosophers, musicians and terrorists, cardinals and scientists, the Dalai Lama heads of tribes and thirty concubines, idealistic and general re Frankie with his chest covered with medals of glitter.

REPORTER
Away the times of "who" "what," "where," "when," today there are three typical questions you must answer before writing an article: "Who benefits ? ',' E 'should be? "," Who pays? "

GARBAGE
Want to know the neighbor? Look in your trash. What you (surely) we do not need us more about what (probably) is useful to us. The staff at Urban Cleansing? Great psychologists missed.

SOLIDARITY 'Masochism
Italian employees of Venaria (Torino) wear the veil in solidarity with an employee veiled Moroccan accused by tourists. As if the male is emasculated in solidarity with a eunuch in a harem of the East made fun of by the bartender.

CASTE
Caste? I wonder, are not the caste, low caste but to keep the stick in his hand.

LAWYER
One who defends himself as if to defend others, would go to jail the rest of his life. In fact, you defend others.

ELECTIONS
What do you say to me is more noticeable if I go and vote yes, but if I do not withdraw the card, if I, if I pretend to leave but then come back, if I go to watch the bona scrutinizing, if I write "live pussy", or vote no?

ECONOMIST
One that, if things come true, which provides, in spades would be rich. But to survive we have to teach others how to get rich.

RIGHT AND LEFT
The Right - he says - listening to ordinary people. In the bars of the province. The Left - he says - heed to the intellectuals. Universities. But they were not born to do the opposite?

SICILY Palermo is in last place in the killings. Of course, in the capital of the old Mafia nobody can afford to kill a fly without the order of animals.

ANTI-RAPE
The pepper spray is anti-rape and anti-robbery, police said. But, I say, rapists and thieves know this?

MINI
Hooray, back the miniskirt. A woman who shows her legs do not hide their feelings.

MODERN FIGHTING
collision at the corner of the sidewalk between two girls walking than phone calls. Fined, because neither he kept his right hand, went at a moderate speed and had the hands-free.

FESTIVALS
invented by cunning priests to give the illusion that the simple days are bearable, between a party and another.

Chastity Belt '
In Padua a hardware store sells medieval chastity belts to 184 €. For males. In fact, women do not prevent anything, unless they want but to boys to avoid bad thoughts.

FAKE LIBERAL
When reactionary and clerical conservatives ("bad words") posing as liberals ("beautiful word"), true liberals disappear.

ECONOMIC CRISIS 2
he is the worst of the best, we were used, or the best of the worst to which we are unprepared? Long live the economy, an almost exact science.

THE TRUE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE (Jewish story)
God came to Adam and said, "is not good that man should be alone. I have your partner ready for you." "Yes, but how much is it?". "An arm and a leg." "Wow." said Adam. "And what can you have a rib?" (Daniel Vogelmann)