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And Nature in the city prefer to call Professor


Urban Park.
was inside but outside the City

the park

wild and natural than for its deserted air
attracted so many people,
a crowd, basically.
.
And it was so perfect that nature in the city to look like a perfect
City of Nature.
Indeed, a still more perfect, the imperfections of nature without

which, as everyone knows,
have parks outside the city.
.
And the rumor spread, and people who do not like
Town Nature
began to flock from far away places to enjoy nature

most beautiful and wonderful: that out of Nature that is within the City
,
the City of Nature.
.
And the commissioner, the ecology of trees adorned
exotic and so much gravel,
because entering into the shoes left the memory

typical of Nature in the City. What
opened to traffic streets and squares, with their
marble plaque.
If not, what would be the City of Nature?
That trade stalls and bars opened
drinks, ice cream and coffee, because friends
City,
and enemies of Nature
not say that Nature was missing all
unlike the City.
And those to the State and the Shareholders
did pay the ticket at the entrance,
because no one could say
that nature in the city is less
City and Nature.
.
And he also saw the release
ever was a company town outside of Nature,
even in hindsight he had never loved
neither the nature nor the City
but apparently had a weakness
for the City of Nature.
.
And travel agencies
brought tourists from more distant places
out of town.
Because they, you know, had a lot of nature, but not
Nature in the City.
.
short, it was a good idea
(yeah had not thought of before?)
that great wild and natural park
just inside but outside the
the big city.
C dare desert to attract a crowd
of lovers of Nature in the City,
true, unique, Town of Nature.

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See you soon, Banko!

Under gray skies and rainy, so readily served by the Dutch climate is not in danger of remind me of Holland as a country bathed in sunshine, watch the flow fields through the window of the train that takes me to Schipol, Amsterdam Airport. A lot of things remind me of the exact day when I arrived, just three months ago, more or less at this time, and I can even remember what I was anxious to take possession of what I had won, in a kind of painful flash -back book from the heart that readily interrupt out of respect for my person. Meanwhile preparations mentally rechecking facts today, before leaving, remember now as if he had forgotten something might have the slightest utility. Redial stages of my last day in Holland, spent mostly among the legacies of various objects, last minute purchases, and sale of the bicycle.

fact, leave the keys to something that was yours, be it a bicycle, an apartment, or whatever, it's really sad. I can say that when I put the keys on the counter of the bicycle shop, and those stuck in the mailbox of the owner of the house, I tried the clear feeling that everything was ending and that it was time to go home. Not without nostalgia for all that these three months have been, but also with the desire to see their homes, urging the hour. Now I just have to wait for a ferry flight to me in my life ever, and wants this to happen is becoming less significant, through the need to revise a lot of important people, to the pleasure I feel at the thought of the moment when I lie in my bed, without hearing him give way under my weight so that I take a dish as I had to get used to doing in recent months.

not know that I have followed this blog, even if I continue to write whenever I have something to say, nor do I know that this experience will follow; I can say though that I will go because we both have one, since the first I've rediscovered the pleasure of writing for the sake of it, and for the second ... Well I just hope that I can ask again in the future: quo vadis , Banko?

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So easy to live, so hard to leave. (So \u200b\u200beasy to live, so difficult to leave)

The open suitcase in the middle of the room, as the infinitely small leads in the eyes of those about to pull a penalty, it reminds me each time that the three months to an end, and that this experience will conclude tomorrow a plane. While makeshift laundry, packed items of all kinds, and I collect things I had forgotten, many other memories crowd in the head, not yet sorted. Occasionally I pass the mirror and I take this opportunity to look at me, and once again confronted with what was on the day of departure, with the result of not riconoscermici and see once more that in these three months I have experienced the most radical change since the time of puberty. In the end I just lived for a summer in a town not too far from home, people with habits more or less similar to our own, working in a study of normal people, and experiencing what many of my peers live for a year. So why are so sure to be changed?

Perhaps because for the first time I could only count on me, I met dozens of people speaking another language and yet are managed to establish ties, to understand their thoughts, to share emotions with them. Maybe because I lived for three months immersed in the diversity of race, religion, thought, way of life, yet I've always appreciated what the result of this mixture was pleasant. Maybe because I saw how you can feel at home in another city, another street in another house and another bed. Maybe because I managed, not without effort, to lose my habits and adapt to those who surrounded me, by the way they dress, what to eat, to their ways of thinking. Perhaps the ease of one accustomed to consider the diversity value is attached to me somehow, and now more than ever I see my changes and my aspect as a pride to show off. Perhaps because I spent so much time with myself and nobody else, and as much time in the middle of a lot of people. Maybe because I studied all my time for the first time in 25 years. Perhaps because I spent wonderful moments with people who have done 1600 km to come and see me. Maybe because I was able to find something enviable in each of the people I met, so now I feel different because I keep to myself something of them all.

Yes, it must be so, they are my changes, I carry them along in memories, and so now are not just Lawrence, are also a bit 'Marcel, Chris, Willemijn, Fleur, Frank, Daniel, Harrie, the waiter at the Bazaar, Peter, Isaac, and Philip, Mirte, Nils, a singer in the Nieuwe Binnenweg and his guitar out of tune, mr. Kampman, Jamie, Lotte, Nikki, the bartender and the Iez turkish kapsalon of the biclettaio who sold me the bike, and the worker who has fitted me when I'm stuck in the rods of the tram, the boys study Mangrove and those of Rotown, the Helena, and all those who came to see me. I'm all that, and if I had time to think about now, we discover that even more.

In case, therefore, together the layer of dirty socks, worn clothes and clothes bought here, settle down tomorrow also a wealth of memories are impossible to erase, ranging from the Albert Hein taste of mango, the smell of the park and that of coffeeshops, since taste of Belgian beer to the sound of the dynamo driving home at night by lamplight Schouwburgsplein of the taste of toast to the study, from the rain the sun at nine o'clock in the morning at nine o'clock on skyscrapers, from music to deafening dell'Herr Zimmermann improbable hair of his patrons, from the piercing that I carry him from one month to the smell of fried fish market on Saturday morning. All of these things, and their kit other memories associated with them, accumulate in my suitcase without taking up space in a huge image that is blurred and indistinguishable in the eyes of anyone, but my parents that instead are perfectly clear. I will take all day to reorder, and perhaps even the will, or risk losing a nemeno.

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Mastermundo, diets, dinner and farewell ... Ten minutes


Next Saturday, after months of preparation, between Amsterdam and Den Haag will be held Mastermundo 2008, the first conference on design in motion, in the sense that different guests will speak during the trip train precisely between the two cities. Everything is organized by Marcel Kampman, art director of the study and an inexhaustible source of ideas and the desire to achieve them, that a month from now I constantly updates on the progress of preparations, and the responses from guests. Understandably, I had to rely on my best smile to tell him that I would not have taken part, this being the last Saturday that I spend in Rotterdam, after three months in which I lived immersed in the design, and as I look forward to celebrating to the sound of beer . I hope you appreciate my sincerity.

Last week I received a rather unusual visit as pleasant as: my uncle Luke. I must say that after a long list of visits from friends, parents and patients, a weekend with him has made me really happy, having been practically nonexistent until now opportunities to spend more than a few hours together. Moreover, was the first time he visited the Netherlands and I think I was driving most original of the Coop ciceroni trips, at least.

Tuesday evening, I attended a dinner with all the boys in honor of my study and two other boys at the start. I can say that the Dutch make farewells departures less sad, especially when you consume behind a wall of empty glasses, and end up in the night with a group of those who were my colleagues unperturbed, which has dragged down the street with step somewhat uncertain. The best picture of my words can give an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat has been so happy to greet them, and how I will miss one, alas, a few days. What makes it more difficult the aftermath of the event just described, we thought yesterday taken a diet based on fruit and vegetable smoothies. In essence, a market research we have agreed (very naturally ...) to test for 24 hours a diet consisting only of fruit and vegetables, three glasses in the extent of everything, without any food whatsoever. You can imagine how such a diet is compatible with the aftermath of an evening with a high alcohol content, and I suggest that what is an elephant with a Manufactory of Chinese vases. I can say with pride to have survived well, if we neglect the effects of a carrot and orange juice instead of breakfast, that loaded all my gastric manifestation of effects such as unpleasant contingencies, for the subsequent four hours. Another initiative that, in his own way, helped make my internship experience hard to forget.

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Dutch or Italian?

The Italians are so nice, the best pizza I've eaten in Milan, the sun is always up to you, certain that Baggio was a good player, in Naples they stole the bag but beautiful city, the sea in Sardinia is very beautiful, but never like Cucinotta. Ah, as they say ... buònassérra Seniora ?

Here, briefly described the cultural baggage that is readily exhibited by Europeans during a conversation with an Italian, whatever their nationality or social background. In this nice potpourri of folklore, plus the colorful details well known to the Dutch, about the characteristics habits of young Italian tourists in Amsterdam, famous for demonstrations of civilization such as vomit everywhere, smoke to pass out on the street, or do so much confusion to distinguish in a tree as wide as the Arno, all with a mastery of English mercataio township. I think my discomfort is understandable when I was to represent for all my interlocutors this picturesque character, and I think they are even more understandable efforts to stand out as much as possible from it, and the Italians in general.

On the other hand, how can you be proud to have had your birth in Italy, when you are working abroad and your colleagues ask you candidly why should continue to govern Berlusconi, despite never having met a single person to say that voting for him? I'll tell you the following: Two nights ago I was having dinner with two Dutch friends, and eat before I run, surf the web, in the movie that sees our president worker joking with his trademark look from Tombeur de femmes with a ' attractive fencing athlete, in the living room of Bruno Vespa (excuse the term). At that point, I venture into the labyrinth of the English language trying a faithful translation for my curious friends, who also fail to understand the meaning of these images. Despite my efforts abroad, could not understand what the Italian prime minister has to do with an athlete, let alone their affectionate exchange of words from Sports Bar, in addition to a TV lounge where you should talk about politics. For them, used to expel from parliament for political racism fine, for having said that legal immigration should be limited, too much to understand. I soon realized that it was better to turn the discourse on design.
Just to support my words with concrete examples of what is received outside of our culture and our savoir faire , I think is sufficient to show a video, alas, almost unknown in Italy, which shows once again our President workers grappling with the European Parliament, in a historic diplomatic incident briefly described to us by the Italian press as a minor squabble. If you have ten minutes available you can skip to the last minute to see the full parliament who calls our pompous president invoking the exit from the floor. If you're with a critical spirit, culture and human dignity if possible, maybe if you go directly to another.

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@ micizia: or human relations at a distance, in 2008 and Frisoni


Just recently, after having completed two and half months after my departure, I realize looking back to what the use of the Internet may have changed not only the company from all points of view, but also the relationships between people. Some readers of this blog legitimately be objected that there was no need to go to Holland to find out, but the point is that this radical change, living abroad to appreciate it in a manner infinitely more vivid, only because of be outside of their normal lives and be forced to delegate its human contacts in a connection between computers. On the other hand all of my contacts computerized, adding the various MSN and Skype, Facebook and MySpace, the more "old" email, I am not indifferent to a wealth of human relationships, as in all, it's more than three hundred people, and indeed to think of it we have a lot more human interaction today than ten years ago, since you want to fashion, either by the need, either because the computer you are there all day, every day contact at least a dozen people scattered somewhere, if only to know what they do.

course reports based on the network can not be compared to the classic depth, the eye contact and speak directly to a person, as aside from the phone call with video, for the rest it is always qulche written text and image, but not for this I would consider reports of series b. Are convinced, and this experience has given me a brilliant demonstration that reports based on the Internet are a separate dimension, where you can, but above all maintain a knowledge is infinitely easier than in reality. Here then is that these friendships are born weird, atypical, often among people who have never seen in person, who can not smell it or have the other so to speak, and yet I have seen pictures of vacations, and maybe in their have trust and told more that if they had really known. Because basically speaking from behind a monitor is limiting the expressiveness, but losing the part of the tete-a-tete means that you lose the inhibitions that usually accompany it, to the benefit of infants and superficial relationships .

So maybe this Babylon network, chat, messages, add friends to (also because once the first approach was different for men and women, between inarticulate syllables and put him indifferent to her, and the risk was not a refusal of friendship on facebook, but the mythical two of spades), is what characterizes our generation, the generation of Erasmus, what has always been a part of friends around the world, and another part that does not even know in person, but probably from its predecessors, is learning that the world is no longer a separate galaxy of civilizations, but a huge soup in which stay afloat, possibly with a list of friends as long as possible.

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I prefer to call Professor

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What

That woman eccentric
Yes , I'll call Professor
Like profiterol
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These portraits you see here are two views of the Frisian Islands, which I have taken personally, but alas this time I could not go and I'll have to settle for photos found on Flickr. The North Frisian Islands Holland attract me for various reasons, including the local population is the highest stature in the world, the language other than Dutch, and nature is still uncontaminated and recognized as one of the purest on the planet. Enough to make a very attractive place, shame that so far the guests at the B & B Quovadisbanko have not shared my curiosity enough to organize a trip. Patience will be an excuse to return to Holland in the future. About

to return to Holland, these days I'm thinking of organizing another stage such as this year for the next summer, and the prospect of returning to this city perhaps using the contacts that I created in design I is not at all unpleasant, indeed. This is likely a reflection of the fact that the experience I'm doing so far has proved to be outstanding from all points of view, but who knows what my plans fail to materialize ...

And always about exceptional experience, I'm seriously thinking that you print this blog on my return to Italy, in order to keep something on paper and physically tangible than that for me has become a valuable diary of a memorable period. In that regard, we mark the site of Blurb , or the company that allows you to submit your blog, paginate through their own software, and then print it and have it sent home in book form. Not bad right?

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Een kapsalon, alstublieft! (A kapsalon, thanks!)


is you who look with disdain and sufficiency (often justified) the food coming from outside the border, his majesty the kapsalon. Despite its name in Dutch means a hairdresser, what I'm going to present is none other than the typical dish of Rotterdam, by chance less than ten years ago by an unknown culinary genius, who had the audacity to create a container filled with chips, kebab meat, salad and cheese, in addition to any other business sauces, typical in Turkish cuisine. After this brief description sure many of you are picturing a meal of exaggerated fat calories and fats, manufactured by some kind of ruddy hands sewage in a shack on the edge of the road, tinsel indistinguishable sauce, and served in a tank in the cleaning if the battery with the carburetor of a panda 89. Well, the kapsalon is just that, and the beauty is that it is also quite good. Like his cousin

kebab, the kapsalon is fast becoming the meal the night par excellence of the inhabitants of Rotterdam, because as everyone knows, after a night spent around local, with over a beer on the stomach, about two in the morning you begin to experience a craving for food as possible unhealthy, processed and indigestible, accepting without thinking that their future will see us coming to grips with a digestion tormentatissima in a fight to the regurgitation. On the other hand, the digestion of kapsalon should not make a lot of fear to anyone, because to win one of these wonders of ethnic cuisine you must join a crowd of hungry onlookers, and wait a good ten minutes with the five euro in hand, an eye to the bicycle unattended, striving for careless paninaio turkish.

Personally, I think I can consider the kapsalon rightly the symbol of this city, with its seemingly irreconcilable mixtures, its multicolored faces, the intersections of race, its flavors and its unexpected ability to mix everything and does not produce knows how, a result that more enjoyable. I'd like to bring a kapsalon in Italy on my return, but apart from the appearance and texture image becomes after he cooled down, I'm sure he would never eat the same flavor on the steps of Piazza Duomo instead Eendrachtsplein at four in the morning ...

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the priceless thrill of satisfaction


I must say that this blog was born when I had no idea how extensive was the network's range, and how many people can only be achieved by writing and using some networking sites like Facebook: after two months, we are almost two thousand visits to 16 countries in the world, which to me is a bit 'like getting up in the morning, looking out on the balcony in front of five hundred people and begin to make a speech. I get almost the chills thinking about it, and drive them to sincerely thank all those whom I have shown their appreciation by giving me the incentive to continue.
To sum up in an area humane day since the last post, I could not just mention the fact that he recently had the catalogs distributed at fairs by a couple of our client companies, which bore the images made by me in these two months for their projects. It was the first time I had, and I must say that despite the graphics and layout (they care), more suitable for a box of suppositories that a promotional brochure for a design, I have felt like to have produced invaluable something and that it crossed a finish line.
For the rest the past week marked my return to the home alone, after a month during which I hosted a long list of a dozen wise men visiting for pleasure, all very welcome from dall'Elena, my parents , Isia several comrades, friends girellone, and then Isaac and Philip newly evicted. Honestly you can spend a weekend of solitary reflection (lovingly encouraged and sponsored by the Dutch climate and generous sun-hungry water and wind) I was delighted to enjoy some things that I could only enjoy in solitude. I'm talking about simple things, but for the indelible memory, like a fried fish eaten the Saturday morning market, a beer in a shabby room in the center, a bike ride along the Meuse with the late afternoon sun in his face, the smell of kapsalon at dinner and then a visit to the supermarket without time constraints and various events, with all the peace you need to decrypt the packets with groped to act as an archaeologist, hoping to expand the menu without running into various specialties and exotic chinoiserie, horrific putribonde in form and in substance.
Prossimante will tell you the kapsalon, mysterious concoction of culinary delights Rotterdam, the symbol of its multi-ethnic ruling, and my nocturnal prey appetites and Harrie.

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My dear bidet


I want to dedicate today to the lines of an object so common in Italy and mistreated, as impossible to find, but which seem desirable abroad. The bidet.

This object, an admirable example of the need to push the mind to conceive of brilliant objects, even in its simplicity of an addition to the more well-known process, shall act as the saving of intimacy to redeem the proper hygiene and accurate. Basically you sit down and washing your ass.

This concept, which in our country is commonly known from childhood, I had to accept that it is totally unknown to the civilized Nordic citizens, not to mention those in Asia, much less than Anglophones. Recently I found myself having to explain in a proper English audience of architects and engineers, which is the washing procedure that you put in work on this strange piece of furniture, completely unknown to them. This explains why the microscopic bathrooms without a bidet, which force sooner or later every Italian tourist to Arremba microlavandini up high, and then boil the balls or marbles at the whim of the inexorable automatic water jet.

When civilized Europe and evolved in manners, but not in personal hygiene, you will realize the immense joy of the find that your body is finally clean, a few pioneering architect, eco, biotechnology, nanotechnology, design the Dutch first bath with bidet and will open a new era for the Italians migrated like me. Until then, I can only curse the family and the feelings of someone who has finished the toilet paper to the study and did not have the shed.

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To obliterate, he had obliterated,

was even pushed to perform.

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was forced to evacuate,

there, under the eyes of all,

him was constipated from birth

and did not like the toilets
Brianza of the new rich,
with the "door of the Keep"

so tight "potervicisi not understand,"

very surprised at the power laxative
rail ticket.

And he turned in too close

cement cemeteriale subway staff.

Again, ironically,

"we do not understand."

But at least it was in front of colleagues.

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The description of the hundreds of houses kitsch of Brianza enriched in the first post-war, which disfigure the Alps (villas, houses, villule ...") for exhibitionism in which meanness and everything was made to appear, with the toilets inside tight and uncomfortable, so as not to be able to perform the functions dedicated to them, but cafonescamente decorated outside by demanding naval ports ("door of the keep," he says tapping the pun from the inn Gadda), is topos of a famous Cognition pain.

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Aphorisms, bad thoughts, satire and other useful cruelty

The mosaic of Piazza Armerina (fourth century AD.) Evidence that the Etruscan-Roman civilization has invented everything, even the bikini used by women sports in the gym (the others did not wear anything under clothes). Also note the typical small weights of women equal to those of today.

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DEGREE
Educational level required to meet piqued, quoting in Latin, to those who gave you right to the ignorant.

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BIKINI
Pieces of cloth that have the task of drawing attention to the man on some areas of the female body that, if naked, would go unnoticed.

POLICY
Singles human activity, in which a perfect ignoramus writes laws that prescribe what should or should not do those who know more about him. .

CRISIS

L a crisis was so black, but black so that the monkeys at the zoo gave peanuts to visitors. .

EVERYTHING 'ON A
Gomorrah better not talk about sodomites. As for Sodom, the gomorresi there enjoyed some good press.

GOD PANNELLA
God has not only made a few mistakes, but even Mark, at times, Absite iniuria is wrong.

NOISE
The idiot makes unnecessary noise. To not feel stupid. The silence reminded him.
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TESTS
you support them as a sop to those who will not count anything .

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Heroism
France: Bastille Day
Italy: Taking the pad

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PHONE
female internal organs located in a cavity difficult to reach. To serve remove neurosurgeon, psychologist and social worker.

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MEDICAL
patient who refuses or forgets to take himself all those medicines that, when he is fit, order the other patients.

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JAZZ SNOB
beat time on the upbeat, beautifully shod feet with Varese.

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DEMOGRAPHY
has to say about the life of everyone, except on their own.

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DEMOCRACY AND POLITICAL

was so mediocre in everything that he decided to devote himself to politics: there at least could operate without making anyone laugh, not even his wife. But when he realized that had to like, that is to be elected by his peers, he began to wrap as many poor could: in exchange for those he would be elected. The idiot did not know, but he had invented democracy.

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. OPERA
The song before the song.

GRANDMOTHERS
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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
orba She was beautiful but he's ugly but it was obvious. Her gaze was to stop the drafts of the pants, but strayed by mistake into the draft of the portfolio. "A love at first sight," said the mother to her friends.
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GIRLS AND POLICY
enigmatographers We knew everything tissues is an anagram of poisons. And then, what is the difference between a girl-escort-escort and a politician? That it is ugly. But both went from house to house, they do what they must do, and at the end of celebration are the singer and cash.
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easy virtue
easily gave the only Carnival, the receipt, the fine tailoring of Premiata accountant Theatre.
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CHILD
Adult size small, very dangerous for the environment, without producing anything that consumes just like an adult size large, if not more. More nonsense says more is spoiled, so it sees fit to continue to say even great.
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SHAME
And to think that my mother, blessed her, I believe a pianist in a brothel. Poor Woman does not know that landing a decent living doing politics.
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REFORMS
End of privileges, no to caste, European civilization, democracy, liberalism? Sure, sure, sure, but meanwhile we educate the Italians at crosswalks. found the mechanism, the rest will be a play by children.
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crosswalks
provocative books "optical art" on which to run high-speed Italian drivers inebriating stroboscopic effect of the sublime. It seems to be therapeutic.
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PAINTBRUSH
Neera, Nympho artist, confessed that he had chosen the art for one reason only: he would throughout his life surrounded by hand-held hair shaft. .

ABOUT IT 'S MORE Maleducati
mercedes Advocate in which he throws the box of cigarettes out the window, or the smart lady who throws to the ground tissue, or the immigrant makes his needs at the park?
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GRAND HOTEL
Palazzo Grazioli: people going, people coming. An open house. Luckily the security did not work, otherwise it would be a house closed. We had a narrow escape.
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FAMILIES
Family Christian protest: Catholic politicians get votes "in defense of the Family" but then have two or three families. And he complains? Subscriptions will be multiplied by three.
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POP-pedophile
"The best dad," said the little girl at the funeral of singer Michael Jackson. The same could be said one of the many children with whom the king of pop he used to sleep: the "father" had to be repaired as many as 22 million dollars.

AN I MALI IN ITALY
Animals Italian first in Europe. Not only the cities are full of donkeys, owls, foxes, wolves, snakes, moles, parrots, rabbits, geese, pigs, cows, worms, leeches, and various parasites, as we already knew, but now it was discovered that 124 are well bears in the mountains.

OBLIVION
Forget, forget. So, unfortunately, some will remember.

ARCHITECT
A c he forces others to live in houses that he would look well from the house. .

GOD
Why do not you ever met? Simple: as soon as we can see, change the path. We avoid like the plague. E 'envious that we can prove to exist, and he was not.

COMEDY
Individual sad and banal, almost always from the face of 4 employee archivist added. level test. The living proof that his jokes do not work.

real woman 's hard to recognize, it takes at least six clues:
1. Takes at least 20 minutes to eat an ice cream.
2. He confronts his questioner looking into his eyes and ignoring all others.
3. As soon as you see a chair sitting.
4. It 's always bored, unless you are talking about shopping-fashion-people-relatives-gossip-diet-diary-day film and television actors.
5. The free time was spent on mobile.
6. And 'home, but if the evening leaves the house you can bet that there are the football league.
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RAPES
The head of the horrible rape, police said, is not an immigrant, but an Italian. Fortunately! The Italian breathed a sigh of relief.
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WEB-JEALOUSY
killed a woman in the United Kingdom. It was called "single" on Facebook, but she read her husband. In Sicily would not have happened: ADSL does not arrive. .
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NOTARY
monsters, are said to be born with malformation chair and desk built. Behind which, it seems, does not lead either pants or shoes. So, those who of it?

TRUE MAN
It 's easy to recognize, only 4 clues:
1. Employs no more than 3 minutes to eat an ice cream.
2. You put on the side of his party crossing his eyes only briefly, but instead look long and hard all the others around.
3. It 's always bored, unless you're talking about sports-car-sex-electronic gadgets.
4, is always out, but if the evening is home you can bet that there are the football league.
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NUDE WOMEN Eh, there are no more than once porn magazines, girls with hairy and pimples. Now, all shaved and smoothed using Photoshop. At this rate, we'll have to watch the real ones.
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PARLIAMENT
A true politician speaks, thinks not. If you think, Parliament would be called Pensieve. Indeed, it is so conservative in thought, who first informed on how best to pretend to think. And talks and talks, Thin Strap. In order not to give, God forbid, the slightest suspicion of thinking. Then, on command, press a button. And this they call "the highest social activity" of a Democracy.

gym teacher
sedentary, lazy and sadistic as few, and which made the unlucky students exercises that he has never done, nor has any intention of doing.

SOCIAL FORUM
For some 'time Where's My Car ask a lot of my friend on Facebook. What do you say, I accept? I do not want them to be "sent by my political opponents" to frame me. These days it is better to give an impression of monastic life: I will call my house "Villa Certosina.
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PHILOSOPHY TENNIS
"Out-out of Kierkegaard ..." wrote a journalist who has studied English but not Latin. But he's right: a tennis umpire who says "out" is certainly less damage of a philosopher who puts his opponents in front of an ultimatum.

DIPLOMATIC
U man without ideals and principles, ready to find mediations and agreements on everything, even with the Devil. Same smile bloodthirsty dictators, and philosophers, musicians and terrorists, cardinals and scientists, the Dalai Lama heads of tribes and thirty concubines, idealistic and general re Frankie with his chest covered with medals of glitter.

REPORTER
Away the times of "who" "what," "where," "when," today there are three typical questions you must answer before writing an article: "Who benefits ? ',' E 'should be? "," Who pays? "

GARBAGE
Want to know the neighbor? Look in your trash. What you (surely) we do not need us more about what (probably) is useful to us. The staff at Urban Cleansing? Great psychologists missed.

SOLIDARITY 'Masochism
Italian employees of Venaria (Torino) wear the veil in solidarity with an employee veiled Moroccan accused by tourists. As if the male is emasculated in solidarity with a eunuch in a harem of the East made fun of by the bartender.

CASTE
Caste? I wonder, are not the caste, low caste but to keep the stick in his hand.

LAWYER
One who defends himself as if to defend others, would go to jail the rest of his life. In fact, you defend others.

ELECTIONS
What do you say to me is more noticeable if I go and vote yes, but if I do not withdraw the card, if I, if I pretend to leave but then come back, if I go to watch the bona scrutinizing, if I write "live pussy", or vote no?

ECONOMIST
One that, if things come true, which provides, in spades would be rich. But to survive we have to teach others how to get rich.

RIGHT AND LEFT
The Right - he says - listening to ordinary people. In the bars of the province. The Left - he says - heed to the intellectuals. Universities. But they were not born to do the opposite?

SICILY Palermo is in last place in the killings. Of course, in the capital of the old Mafia nobody can afford to kill a fly without the order of animals.

ANTI-RAPE
The pepper spray is anti-rape and anti-robbery, police said. But, I say, rapists and thieves know this?

MINI
Hooray, back the miniskirt. A woman who shows her legs do not hide their feelings.

MODERN FIGHTING
collision at the corner of the sidewalk between two girls walking than phone calls. Fined, because neither he kept his right hand, went at a moderate speed and had the hands-free.

FESTIVALS
invented by cunning priests to give the illusion that the simple days are bearable, between a party and another.

Chastity Belt '
In Padua a hardware store sells medieval chastity belts to 184 €. For males. In fact, women do not prevent anything, unless they want but to boys to avoid bad thoughts.

FAKE LIBERAL
When reactionary and clerical conservatives ("bad words") posing as liberals ("beautiful word"), true liberals disappear.

ECONOMIC CRISIS 2
he is the worst of the best, we were used, or the best of the worst to which we are unprepared? Long live the economy, an almost exact science.

THE TRUE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE (Jewish story)
God came to Adam and said, "is not good that man should be alone. I have your partner ready for you." "Yes, but how much is it?". "An arm and a leg." "Wow." said Adam. "And what can you have a rib?" (Daniel Vogelmann)