I want to dedicate today to the lines of an object so common in Italy and mistreated, as impossible to find, but which seem desirable abroad. The bidet.
This object, an admirable example of the need to push the mind to conceive of brilliant objects, even in its simplicity of an addition to the more well-known process, shall act as the saving of intimacy to redeem the proper hygiene and accurate. Basically you sit down and washing your ass.
This concept, which in our country is commonly known from childhood, I had to accept that it is totally unknown to the civilized Nordic citizens, not to mention those in Asia, much less than Anglophones. Recently I found myself having to explain in a proper English audience of architects and engineers, which is the washing procedure that you put in work on this strange piece of furniture, completely unknown to them. This explains why the microscopic bathrooms without a bidet, which force sooner or later every Italian tourist to Arremba microlavandini up high, and then boil the balls or marbles at the whim of the inexorable automatic water jet.
When civilized Europe and evolved in manners, but not in personal hygiene, you will realize the immense joy of the find that your body is finally clean, a few pioneering architect, eco, biotechnology, nanotechnology, design the Dutch first bath with bidet and will open a new era for the Italians migrated like me. Until then, I can only curse the family and the feelings of someone who has finished the toilet paper to the study and did not have the shed.
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